JXJacob

the one in which the streamer is faced with the unfortunacy of having to wait for features after so soon taking matters into his own hands

10 Aug 2026 · 9h05m · 410 views

when life gives you lemons, ask what the lemons does for you in logic? everyone makes lemonade, but can they be used to open llama temple?

08 Aug 2026 · 10h15m · 395 views

beauty is in the eye of the beeholder, but what about the beecontroller? must i hold the controlled bee instead to see the world as they do?

05 Aug 2026 · 8h00m · 245 views

as per hoa (head owners association) guidelines, i must regularly mow my brain. cant have too many wrinkles, it lowers their property values

03 Aug 2026 · 7h25m · 239 views

tearing the ground asunder i unleash from its depths a great evil, a staple of its time now known only by the first of its acronym: simple

01 Aug 2026 · 9h30m · 268 views

three fivers to my left, one fiver to my right. and here i am stuck in the off-center with you, missing my inputs and leaving you hanging

29 Jul 2026 · 6h10m · 258 views

captain, oh captain! we never knew how wrong we were! would you please return us to your mutoh's temple to restore multiworld order? "no."

27 Jul 2026 · 6h05m · 197 views

we can rebuild, we have the technology. the capability to make the ap's worst money pit. he will be that pit. better, faster, stronger too

25 Jul 2026 · 9h35m · 318 views

when life gives you pudding, you lower it safely onto the belt. when life gives you evil pudding, you miss your timing and ruin everything

22 Jul 2026 · 5h50m · 169 views

heard they just updated 'watching paint dry'. in between rounds, you can look over at the custom games list and wait for something to appear

20 Jul 2026 · 6h15m · 232 views